On a roll tonight folks.

Time for my blog to go through some changes, and youre witnessing it right here tonight!

First, Im pissed. At everything. And thats how Im posting from now on. If you smiley-face wearing hug-giving yuppies are looking for uplifting literature, go take a long walk off a short pier. As Shakespeare would say (if he was flaming people on the internet), "Thou droning doghearted dewberry! Take thy saucy toad-spotted codpiece and go suckle thou hell-hated clack-dish!" Or something like that anyway.

Right now Im pissed because UPN sucks. They keep pre-empting wrestling. Im glad theyre going away.

Anyway, before I start ranting too hard, this is formal notice that this blog will now become rated "R" for language, nudity, secks, and violence. Ok, the language at least.

Allow me to get Static-X to catapult us into new soccer-mom offending territory with some metal lyrics.


"I'll start a war with this fucking emotion

I'll start a war
Against you
You're one of them
You call yourself
A victim
But you're at it again
I've felt stranger
Paradise
You made me kill
Now i'm far out
Right now
Got to try to get out

I'll take it all
Give me some more
I'll take it all."

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